Audrina Patridge Side Boob Bikini Pictures From Douchebag Central a.k.a LA

Source: blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

So many Audrina Patridge bikini pictures lately, and that's fine by me. This week, we have Audrina in her pink bikini, on what looks like a rooftop pool in downtown LA. I think it's that hotel pool that's in all those movies and TV shows. But Audrina Patridge is in fact at the DKNY beach house surrounded by a bunch of Douchebag Jerking Off to her. At least that’s what I believe to be happening. I don’t know what’s going on here, but could this be the making of an Audrina Patridge gangbang video? OK, that’s doubtful but after hearing her speak for the first time on her personal blog, I’m surprised the girl is on TV. Hell, I don’t even think she has the intellect to work at a strip club.

The most amusing part of these pictures, aside from that incredible Audrina Patridge side boob, is all the fucking douchebags hanging out in the pool with their fucking douchebag hats, and their fucking douchebag tattoos. Take note: If you have too many tattoos, wear small fedora hats, or baseball caps with patterns or rhinestones on them (cocked to the side), wear your pants below your underwear, wear white sunglases, and / or too much jewelery, you are a fucking douchebag. Yeah you, you fucking douchebag. Audrina Patridge attract douchebags like a fucking mirror, the only thing that attract douchebag better than Audrina is other douchebags. Click on pictures to enlarge.

Patridge was far from pleased when the paparazzi tried to ask her about the recent rumors that she has had breast augmentation. She quickly snapped back:

“Leave my boobs alone!”

The funny thing is that she looked way better before she got the boob job and those ugly fake tits with her awful looking cleavage. Just awful plastic surgery, the doctor should be arrested.

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Audrina Cathleen Patridge (born May 9, 1985 in Los Angeles, California) is an American reality television participant, best known as one of the cast members, along with Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag and Whitney Port, on the MTV reality show The Hills. GutterUncensored.com

Audrina Patridge was Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag's first friend upon their 2005 arrival in Los Angeles. She lived in the same apartment complex as the girls. She briefly dated Shannon Leto, from the band 30 Seconds to Mars. She briefly dated Brian Drolet, a supporting cast-member on The Hills.

Patridge aspires to be a model and actress ("mactress") and is currently featured in the popular reality television program The Hills. GutterUncensored.com

In January 2007, Patridge was one of the nominated candidates running for "Hollywood Prom Queen." The title went to Angie Cole (presented by Hollywood Covered magazine). GutterUncensored.com